Take a deep breath and explore your mind — To defeat your demons you will need to heal your mind as well as your body. Meditation helps you gain power over your cravings, you can use your mind to defeat your demons. Becoming sober is tough, staying sober is harder. Meditation for recovery There is evidence suggesting that meditation helps during the…

It’s perfectly safe to enjoy them without any dark lord-related consequences — Can diabetics eat chips and salsa with the devil? What are the components of devil’s salsa and the acidic notes they contain? If you’re thinking about trying this spicy salsa, read on! The following list will give you all the information you need to make an informed decision about whether…

The future of sexual assault is here! — The Metaverse is like any city in real life, full of crime and ignorant people. Using the Metaverse will be like stepping into the depths of internet hell. Full of crypto bros, right-wing propaganda, porn and hate. It’s like a giant internet city full of all the things that make…

“Your fiat means nothing, the future is crypto.” — Crypto bros will tell you to stop using fiat due to inflation, then advise you to buy a meme token that fluctuates by 40% in a day. And they believe the nonsense that comes out of their mouths because Forex_shark told them some financial words or some crypto whizz on…

Your skin suit will never fit — We turned to beer to make us feel confident. Drank vodka to ease our sadness. And even necked hundreds of shots for “fun.” That was a time in our lives when we didn’t have a clue. When we were easily manipulated and stupidly followed the crowd. We became lost and…

Watch out for what you ask for. — Sobriety takes your mind to the darkest depths of hell. Without a healthy mind, the dark side will ultimately kill you. Escaping reality Alcohol makes it easy to hide from life’s worries. The only concern is who’s going to buy the next round. Anything else is irrelevant, that’s a problem for you…

Advice for the working class brit — What do you do if you find that being a cheap c*nt means buying Twiglets instead of Beef & Onion crisps? Why do you think the latter are so popular? Well, you could always turn to a Venn diagram of people who like Beef & Onion crisps and draw the…

You will eventually hit the self destruct button and make a fool of yourself. — Are you an egotistical writer? Are you one of those writers who only care about themselves? Every story must be about you, so you get pissed off with people and write an angry retort. The writer’s ego has gone to your head, you now think you’re a god of writing…

Sometimes swinging your billionaire dick around backfires — After some back and forth Elon finally took over Twitter. With a price tag of $44 billion, even Elon was having trouble finding the funds. Using his own money (that sounds stupid to us less wealthy people) he forked out almost half the cost. But to come up with the…